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Stolen Demotivational Poster


CAPITALISM - at its finest




STOLEN TOILET - After countless hours of work, the police still have nothing to go on


TAGS: toilet stolen police funny pun
Rating: 4.38/5

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Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 6:03 am
I bungled a toilet installation once, I decided to caulk it up to experience.


60 Seconds -




STUPIDITY: - Spending $208,795.00 on a Bentley Flying Spur, but not a $100.00 unique key lug nut set.


TAGS: bentley rims stolen stupidity
Rating: 4.5/5

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calvin5040 - December 15, 2011, 9:13 pm
A set of tires for this car is around $2,900.00 and you can get the OEM rims with no tires from a Rims store after they have swapped them out with a different set of customs from this model car for about 4,500.00
Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 2:36 pm
You could also argue that stupidity is stealing $500 worth of tires (I'm guessing) and leaving a $200k car behind.


WELL... - at least they both belong in a kitchen.


TAGS: women autism stolen from
Rating: 3.88/5

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Gramaticus - October 8, 2011, 5:50 pm
I also have a son with Autism, but I am siding with Rayzr32 as well. We joke, sometimes inappropriately. If this is Demotivational to you, you are in the wrong place. Also, sorry I'm so late to the party!
thejkaz - August 30, 2011, 3:01 pm
This is not a joke about people with mental illness. It is a ***ist joke about a woman's place in the kitchen. I am guessing your son got his affliction handed down from your side of the family
Coombsy007 - August 29, 2011, 6:17 am
5L's for Rayzr32 - put that on a tshirt with a good motifake and you'll make a fortune
Rayzr32 - August 29, 2011, 3:57 am
Ha ha, welcome to the internet people; if you're easily offended, please leave now.
Hawamleh - August 28, 2011, 8:29 pm
Please take your b***-hurt elsewhere -Motifake public service announcement.
Wildflower - August 28, 2011, 5:13 pm
As someone with a son who suffers from autism I find your sense of humor revolting. How any adult can justify mocking anothers handicap amazes me. I hope you die a horribly painful death and burn in the bowels of hell. I will laugh at that.
gas - August 27, 2011, 11:27 am
There are also "normal" persons who make jokes of mentally handicapped people, and seem to have the same feelings as a blender too


THE BREAK UP - Even If Your The One Who Leaves She Is Always The One Who Stole Your Heart.


TAGS: stolen heart theone
Rating: 4.18/5

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kellytag - May 6, 2015, 2:33 pm
You're is short for "you are"
Warlock - April 23, 2015, 3:37 pm
I think it should be 'You're'.
Feasibly - March 12, 2011, 4:07 pm
Perfection!


The Drive By -


TAGS: break in theft stolen remote control drive by crazy
Rating: 4.93/5

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MissPriss - May 14, 2014, 11:48 pm
Thank you Mr. Gary. Now don't get any ideas!
MissPriss - May 14, 2014, 11:47 pm
Thanks Jesus. Sometimes it really shocks me that you have a sense of humour...but then it passes. Tee hee!
GaryO - May 14, 2014, 10:51 pm
Bam! 5
JesusWept - May 14, 2014, 6:36 pm
HAHA! Very nice! L L L L L


Evidence -


TAGS: thieves police evidence toilets stolen
Rating: 4.88/5

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MissPriss - July 22, 2014, 3:34 am
Thanks sod...another person, besides me that appreciates the fine art a sh*tty pun when he reads 1 ;D
MissPriss - July 22, 2014, 3:31 am
Seriously? At least you guys have an option to sit or stand at the toilet. Me, not so much teehee. Thanks Jesus!
Oldsod - July 19, 2014, 10:29 pm
Pri55y...that has got to be the worst pun I've heard all day. WELL DONE!!!!!!!
JesusWept - July 19, 2014, 8:54 pm
Wow! That must have been a very ****ty day....so to speak. 5 full bladders.


THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR -




GIMME SHELTER -


TAGS: bad poetry haiku should have stolen some rolling stones
Rating: 4.06/5

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GreyScorpion - December 14, 2009, 8:48 pm
Poignant. I like it alot. 5 duck and covers


PERSPECTIVE -




CHARLIE SHEEN - "Stolen" car found crashed over the side of Mulolland Drive, NOT WINNING...




SOMEONE STOLE MY BIKE! - Photoshop is painful




Promises -


TAGS: made broken kept stolen empty
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - October 24, 2014, 6:26 am
I Think Everybody Knows That One .
Thedge - October 23, 2014, 3:57 pm
I learned of it canoeing. On long trips, we would takes turns reading at the fire. Good memories, good brandy helped. Beat Kum Ba Yah... with a stick!
lgvernon - October 23, 2014, 3:37 pm

Love Service's poetry.


Asymmetrical -




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